Thursday, October 25, 2012

Strongly tempted to go as Mitt Romney this Halloween.

...And by that I mean buy 6 different costumes, and each time trick-or-treaters knock on my door I'm a completely different person.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Health Care Law is Constitutional

Summed up by the following quote from Chief Justice Roberts' written decision:

"The Federal Government does not have the power to order people to buy health insurance. The Federal Government does have the power to impose a tax on those without health insurance."
I hate to tell people "I told you so," but--fuck it...don't really hate to tell people "I told you so!" ;)

Sunday, March 4, 2012

...And we're back!

I'm officially reviving this most-neglected of all my blogs. So pour yourself a cold one, because we've got a lot to cover.

Rather than leap straight into the more obvious current political issues, here's a fun look at the results of one of those issues.

Conservative pundits hate the Free Market.

I know that eyes are bugging out right now, so let me explain: Rush Limbaugh is currently suffering backlash for his disgusting, hateful comments in a way he's never felt before.

His corporate ad sponsors are deserting him.

It's the same thing that happened to Glenn "Nazi-Gestapo-Hitler-Nazi" Beck last year: people finally got tired of the lunacy, and took their complaints to the sponsors. And it turns out Fox News wasn't making enough money off of "Cash for Gold" ads to keep Glenn on the air.

Now Limbaugh the Hutt is feeling the same pinch. He's feeling it so bad that he issued an "apology" for what he said.

We finally found the Achilles' Heel of the brainless radical talk radio host: their wallet.

And who's up next is anyone's guess! I'm leaning toward Bill "I'm too stupid to know how the tides work" O'Reilly...