Thursday, October 25, 2012
Strongly tempted to go as Mitt Romney this Halloween.
...And by that I mean buy 6 different costumes, and each time trick-or-treaters knock on my door I'm a completely different person.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Health Care Law is Constitutional
Summed up by the following quote from Chief Justice Roberts' written decision:
I hate to tell people "I told you so," but--fuck it...don't really hate to tell people "I told you so!" ;)"The Federal Government does not have the power to order people to buy health insurance. The Federal Government does have the power to impose a tax on those without health insurance."
Sunday, March 4, 2012
...And we're back!
I'm officially reviving this most-neglected of all my blogs. So pour yourself a cold one, because we've got a lot to cover.
Rather than leap straight into the more obvious current political issues, here's a fun look at the results of one of those issues.
Conservative pundits hate the Free Market.
I know that eyes are bugging out right now, so let me explain: Rush Limbaugh is currently suffering backlash for his disgusting, hateful comments in a way he's never felt before.
His corporate ad sponsors are deserting him.
It's the same thing that happened to Glenn "Nazi-Gestapo-Hitler-Nazi" Beck last year: people finally got tired of the lunacy, and took their complaints to the sponsors. And it turns out Fox News wasn't making enough money off of "Cash for Gold" ads to keep Glenn on the air.
Now Limbaugh the Hutt is feeling the same pinch. He's feeling it so bad that he issued an "apology" for what he said.
We finally found the Achilles' Heel of the brainless radical talk radio host: their wallet.
And who's up next is anyone's guess! I'm leaning toward Bill "I'm too stupid to know how the tides work" O'Reilly...
Rather than leap straight into the more obvious current political issues, here's a fun look at the results of one of those issues.
Conservative pundits hate the Free Market.
I know that eyes are bugging out right now, so let me explain: Rush Limbaugh is currently suffering backlash for his disgusting, hateful comments in a way he's never felt before.
His corporate ad sponsors are deserting him.
It's the same thing that happened to Glenn "Nazi-Gestapo-Hitler-Nazi" Beck last year: people finally got tired of the lunacy, and took their complaints to the sponsors. And it turns out Fox News wasn't making enough money off of "Cash for Gold" ads to keep Glenn on the air.
Now Limbaugh the Hutt is feeling the same pinch. He's feeling it so bad that he issued an "apology" for what he said.
We finally found the Achilles' Heel of the brainless radical talk radio host: their wallet.
And who's up next is anyone's guess! I'm leaning toward Bill "I'm too stupid to know how the tides work" O'Reilly...
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Republican debates make my brain hurt...
It's appropriate they held that last one in Orlando: Goofy and Dopey were there...
So here's the brief summary for those who haven't got it.
Michelle Bachmann is insane.
Rick Perry will "always err on the side of saving lives"...except where capital punishment is concerned.
Mitt Romney smiles a lot, even though he doesn't like Rick Perry. (It's because he knows Tomorrow is a Latter Day!)
Herman Cain used to be the crackpot; now he's the frontrunner.
Newt Gingrich used to be the frontrunner; now he's the crackpot.
Ron Paul has always been the crackpot.
There are other candidates, but nobody knows who they are.
Michelle Bachmann is insane. (This bears repeating.)
That's all for tonight; but the blogs are up and running again! (Sorry about that...we had a technical issue involving one plane ticket and three bikini models... and we still would have got through airport security if it weren't for those damn body scanners...)
So here's the brief summary for those who haven't got it.
Michelle Bachmann is insane.
Rick Perry will "always err on the side of saving lives"...except where capital punishment is concerned.
Mitt Romney smiles a lot, even though he doesn't like Rick Perry. (It's because he knows Tomorrow is a Latter Day!)
Herman Cain used to be the crackpot; now he's the frontrunner.
Newt Gingrich used to be the frontrunner; now he's the crackpot.
Ron Paul has always been the crackpot.
There are other candidates, but nobody knows who they are.
Michelle Bachmann is insane. (This bears repeating.)
That's all for tonight; but the blogs are up and running again! (Sorry about that...we had a technical issue involving one plane ticket and three bikini models... and we still would have got through airport security if it weren't for those damn body scanners...)
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