It's appropriate they held that last one in Orlando: Goofy and Dopey were there...
So here's the brief summary for those who haven't got it.
Michelle Bachmann is insane.
Rick Perry will "always err on the side of saving lives"...except where capital punishment is concerned.
Mitt Romney smiles a lot, even though he doesn't like Rick Perry. (It's because he knows Tomorrow is a Latter Day!)
Herman Cain used to be the crackpot; now he's the frontrunner.
Newt Gingrich used to be the frontrunner; now he's the crackpot.
Ron Paul has always been the crackpot.
There are other candidates, but nobody knows who they are.
Michelle Bachmann is insane. (This bears repeating.)
That's all for tonight; but the blogs are up and running again! (Sorry about that...we had a technical issue involving one plane ticket and three bikini models... and we still would have got through airport security if it weren't for those damn body scanners...)
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Yes, I KNOW it's been a long time.
I've been working, and I've been offline. And now I'm sick. But I'm sick enough to get the night off work and I have internet access, so let's do this thing.
In no particular order save as they occur to me:
Wisconsin's governor, Scott "I Hate Teachers" Walker has declared war on unionized public-sector workers, but not police or firefighters. Teachers are arguably the single most underpaid profession in this country, and Walker thinks they have it too good. He's a dumbass, and people who agree with him are (you guessed it...) also dumbasses.
Egyptian protestors decided that their military dictator sucked, so they removed him. This started a wave of protests across the Middle East as oppressed populations sharply spoke out against their dictators. And in order to prove that they aren't dictators, those in power started killing their citizens. Makes perfect sense.
In Libya, the protest has grown into a revolution. Gadhafi (or Qaddafi, Kadafi...does Governor Walker want everyone to have this kind of trouble spelling their name?) remains the only person on the face of the earth unable to realize that he is no longer in control of the country, and so he continues to bomb his people. No doubt he is hoping that they will settle down and stop protesting if he makes them hate him enough...
Bill O'Reilly doesn't know what causes the tides (I only found out about this recently.) and thinks that proves his religion. Memo to Bill: "I'm right because I'm stupid" is a creative argument, but won't get you far.
Since gaining control of the House, Republicans have essentially declared war on women by trying to outlaw abortions except in cases of "forcible rape." What do you get when you hit John Boehner in the head with a dictionary? Lots of tears...but not until the cameras are on him. And an orange dictionary.
Glenn Beck says that slavery wasn't bad "until government got involved." But he also says that President Obama "has repeatedly shown himself to be racist." I hereby retract any statements I have made about Beck being completely worthless...if the earth is ever seized by superintelligent machines, Glenn could fry their motherboards in seconds with his gibbering contradictions.
Sarah Palin wants to be a pundit, rather than a politician. I came to this conclusion while watching her response to the shootings in AZ. (Best wishes to Congresswoman Giffords and the families of the victims.) Palin compared claims that her rhetoric contributed to violence like this a form of "blood libel," thus convincing me that she had her aides look up the single most offensive and controversial analogy that she could possibly use in her address. This is a woman who thinks "refudiate" is a word and physical proximity to Russia counts as foreign policy experience: she did not know about blood libel on her own, so it was clearly a researched reference.
I think that brings us up to speed. Oh yeah, one more: the Republican House wants to pull funding for PBS. Maybe Boehner just doesn't want to have to compete with other orange-skinned marionettes for attention, but I think there might be more to it than that.
Union-busting against teachers in WI, putting Sarah Palin front-and-center in the public venue, forcing Sesame Street off the air...has the GOP declared war on education?
In no particular order save as they occur to me:
Wisconsin's governor, Scott "I Hate Teachers" Walker has declared war on unionized public-sector workers, but not police or firefighters. Teachers are arguably the single most underpaid profession in this country, and Walker thinks they have it too good. He's a dumbass, and people who agree with him are (you guessed it...) also dumbasses.
Egyptian protestors decided that their military dictator sucked, so they removed him. This started a wave of protests across the Middle East as oppressed populations sharply spoke out against their dictators. And in order to prove that they aren't dictators, those in power started killing their citizens. Makes perfect sense.
In Libya, the protest has grown into a revolution. Gadhafi (or Qaddafi, Kadafi...does Governor Walker want everyone to have this kind of trouble spelling their name?) remains the only person on the face of the earth unable to realize that he is no longer in control of the country, and so he continues to bomb his people. No doubt he is hoping that they will settle down and stop protesting if he makes them hate him enough...
Bill O'Reilly doesn't know what causes the tides (I only found out about this recently.) and thinks that proves his religion. Memo to Bill: "I'm right because I'm stupid" is a creative argument, but won't get you far.
Since gaining control of the House, Republicans have essentially declared war on women by trying to outlaw abortions except in cases of "forcible rape." What do you get when you hit John Boehner in the head with a dictionary? Lots of tears...but not until the cameras are on him. And an orange dictionary.
Glenn Beck says that slavery wasn't bad "until government got involved." But he also says that President Obama "has repeatedly shown himself to be racist." I hereby retract any statements I have made about Beck being completely worthless...if the earth is ever seized by superintelligent machines, Glenn could fry their motherboards in seconds with his gibbering contradictions.
Sarah Palin wants to be a pundit, rather than a politician. I came to this conclusion while watching her response to the shootings in AZ. (Best wishes to Congresswoman Giffords and the families of the victims.) Palin compared claims that her rhetoric contributed to violence like this a form of "blood libel," thus convincing me that she had her aides look up the single most offensive and controversial analogy that she could possibly use in her address. This is a woman who thinks "refudiate" is a word and physical proximity to Russia counts as foreign policy experience: she did not know about blood libel on her own, so it was clearly a researched reference.
I think that brings us up to speed. Oh yeah, one more: the Republican House wants to pull funding for PBS. Maybe Boehner just doesn't want to have to compete with other orange-skinned marionettes for attention, but I think there might be more to it than that.
Union-busting against teachers in WI, putting Sarah Palin front-and-center in the public venue, forcing Sesame Street off the air...has the GOP declared war on education?
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
House of Representatives pass a bill repealing 'Don't ask, Don't Tell.'
The bill moves to the Senate now, where Democratic leaders are confident that they have the 51 votes required to pass the measure and believe they also have the 60 votes needed to overcome a Republican filibuster.
"And this reporter thinks it's about f*@#ing time!"
"And this reporter thinks it's about f*@#ing time!"
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Okay...this pissed me off.
The 42 Republican Senators decided that they wouldn't allow anything to be done until the wealthiest 2% of Americans got their tax cuts extended.
And by that, they meant "We will not discuss any bill on its own merits until you give us what we want."
And they followed through: all 42 Republican Senators voted to block the Defense budget bill--the one that provides the armed forces with the funding they need. They blocked a bill on immigration reform. And then they blocked an extension and improvement of health benefits for 9/11 first responders.
Let me repeat that last one: They blocked a bill that would extend and improve health benefits for 9/11 first responders.
Check it out:
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=111&session=2&vote=00269#position
The Daily show had this to say:
And while Jon Stewart pretty much gets it right, I feel I need to add something:
The GOP has spent nearly a decade loudly trumpeting their support for both those who were killed in the 9/11 attacks and those who responded to them. But the truth is that Senate Republicans have demonstrated the opposite with their actions. The truth is that Senate Republicans don't give a rat's ass about 9/11 first responders except as a bargaining chip.
Senators, you disgust me. As of right now, I am starting a grass roots movement to have every one of those 42 Senators voted out of office--or removed from office if possible. You didn't just take hostages, you starting shooting them.
And by that, they meant "We will not discuss any bill on its own merits until you give us what we want."
And they followed through: all 42 Republican Senators voted to block the Defense budget bill--the one that provides the armed forces with the funding they need. They blocked a bill on immigration reform. And then they blocked an extension and improvement of health benefits for 9/11 first responders.
Let me repeat that last one: They blocked a bill that would extend and improve health benefits for 9/11 first responders.
Check it out:
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=111&session=2&vote=00269#position
The Daily show had this to say:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Lame-as-F@#k Congress | ||||
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And while Jon Stewart pretty much gets it right, I feel I need to add something:
The GOP has spent nearly a decade loudly trumpeting their support for both those who were killed in the 9/11 attacks and those who responded to them. But the truth is that Senate Republicans have demonstrated the opposite with their actions. The truth is that Senate Republicans don't give a rat's ass about 9/11 first responders except as a bargaining chip.
Senators, you disgust me. As of right now, I am starting a grass roots movement to have every one of those 42 Senators voted out of office--or removed from office if possible. You didn't just take hostages, you starting shooting them.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Prop 8 trial starts in a few minutes.
It's supposed to be broadcast live on CSPAN (Verizon's TV Guide doesn't show it...) and the three judges on the panel will be deciding A: whether the Prop 8 supporters have legal standing to appeal a ruling against the state of CA, and B: whether Judge Walker was correct in his finding that there is no rational basis for discrimination against same-sex marriage.
The three judges consist of a well-known liberal, a mormon conservative, and a 'wild card' moderate. All eyes are seemingly on the moderate judge in this case...everyone seems to know how the other two will rule, and he will be the tiebreaker. Prop 8's defenders have already filed (and lost) a motion for the liberal judge to recuse himself because his wife fought the Proposition during the elections, but ironically they seem to have no issue with the mormon conservative--a member of the organization responsible for the majority of funds to support Prop 8.
Fingers crossed that sanity prevails.
The three judges consist of a well-known liberal, a mormon conservative, and a 'wild card' moderate. All eyes are seemingly on the moderate judge in this case...everyone seems to know how the other two will rule, and he will be the tiebreaker. Prop 8's defenders have already filed (and lost) a motion for the liberal judge to recuse himself because his wife fought the Proposition during the elections, but ironically they seem to have no issue with the mormon conservative--a member of the organization responsible for the majority of funds to support Prop 8.
Fingers crossed that sanity prevails.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
North Korea unleashes a massive artillery barrage on South Korean island.
Early reports state that 2 South Korean Marines are dead, 3 civilians are injured, and dozens of homes are still in flames after last night's attack.
The assault came only 8 months after North Korea torpedoed a South Korean destroyer in an unprovoked attack, sinking the vessel and killing 46 sailors.
South Korea is bristling to respond to this blatant violation of the 58-year-old ceasefire, but for the moment they appear to be exercising restraint.
Experts believe that North Korea is 'flexing its muscles,' putting on a show for the rest of the world to strengthen its negotiating position.
iBear believes that unprovoked acts of war are not a legitimate bargaining chip. This was your second strike, North Korea. One more attack and you're out...which in this case should mean an all-out airstrike on hundreds of military targets in the North. Artillery emplacements, army posts, command centers, and weapons plants--including the nuclear-enrichment facilities that the North recently 'unveiled' in another case of blatant provocation.
If you're not going to respect the ceasefire, then you aren't going to be protected by it. The United Nations have unilaterally comdemned this attack, and quite frankly you're starting to piss us off. Now then...are you sure you want to go to war with the rest of the world?
The assault came only 8 months after North Korea torpedoed a South Korean destroyer in an unprovoked attack, sinking the vessel and killing 46 sailors.
South Korea is bristling to respond to this blatant violation of the 58-year-old ceasefire, but for the moment they appear to be exercising restraint.
Experts believe that North Korea is 'flexing its muscles,' putting on a show for the rest of the world to strengthen its negotiating position.
iBear believes that unprovoked acts of war are not a legitimate bargaining chip. This was your second strike, North Korea. One more attack and you're out...which in this case should mean an all-out airstrike on hundreds of military targets in the North. Artillery emplacements, army posts, command centers, and weapons plants--including the nuclear-enrichment facilities that the North recently 'unveiled' in another case of blatant provocation.
If you're not going to respect the ceasefire, then you aren't going to be protected by it. The United Nations have unilaterally comdemned this attack, and quite frankly you're starting to piss us off. Now then...are you sure you want to go to war with the rest of the world?
Monday, November 22, 2010
Date set for Pat-Down Protest Day!
Shuffle your travel plans so that you don't fly on January 20th. John Pistole is now on record saying that the full-body scanners and "gate rape" pat-downs aren't going anywhere.
Newsflash for you, John. You work for us, not the other way around.
iBear is calling on all his readers to not only protest the airlines on January 20th, but to write their congressional representatives in a call for John Pistole's removal.
Newsflash for you, John. You work for us, not the other way around.
iBear is calling on all his readers to not only protest the airlines on January 20th, but to write their congressional representatives in a call for John Pistole's removal.
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